Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Quelle: manda, via just-a-little-bit-addicted)

zurueck-lassen:

früher fand ich das
immer so traurig
wenn Erwachsene
in meinem Freundebuch
'das will ich werden'
zu
'das will ich bleiben'
geändert haben

ich fand das traurig
weil ich dann dachte
dass das bedeutet
wenn man erst mal
erwachsen ist
kann man
gar nichts mehr
anderes werden

(via sorgelos)

scorpiah:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

(Quelle: venuspalms, via imoonshine)